Tuesday 3 June 2014

The Art Of Shagging: Nymphomaniac Vol 1 & 2

Lars Von Trier is back! And..with a film  that promises a lot of sex in a story about..sex. Even before its release the film has already gained a lot of attention. First off there's that promise that none of the sex scenes will be simulated, Shia LaBeouf's statement on terror, the announcement that the film will be 5 hours long and there will 2 versions of it (hardcore and soft core), and that finally it will be split into two films and these 2 four hours film have not received (gasp!) Von Trier's seal of approval.

However having watched the unapproved 2 volume Films back to back. This audience are happy to say that the film(s) is still very much Von Trier. And being the final film in Von Trier's Depression Trilogy this film(s) is certainly the funniest.

The story kicks off in Volume 1.  A middle-aged Joe (Charlotte Gainsbourg) is found lying in an alley by a kindly middle aged asexual, Seligman (Stellan Skarsgard) who proceeds to bring her to his intellectual abode (his Apartment).  There, Joe makes a statement : She's a Nymphomaniac and proceeds to tell Seligman his life story.

Vol.1 mainly follows Joe (portrayed brilliantly by newcomer  Stacy Martin) through her teenage and young adult years in a story divided into 5 chapters. At the end of each Chapter Seligman would offer an intellectual take on every single act of perversions that Joe committed. For example: he likened Joe's competition with a friend to have sex with most men on a train in a Chapter of the film, to the art of fly fishing.

Seligman's intellectualisation injects a lot of wit into the entire Apartment sequences and saves them from becoming the boring bits between the sexy bits.

Vol.2  heads into darker territories. The story now follows Joe as portrayed by Gainsbourg in her quest to reclaim her lost ability to have an orgasm. Joe is now married, but in order to fulfil her needs, her husband allows her to engage in plenty of "side activities". One of which is spending time with a sadistic s&m provider, K (brilliantly played by Jamie Bell).  But there are still moments of levity, but mainly sadness and well..depression.

It would be a mistake to watch these two films separately. They are meant to be enjoyed as one film (with a little intermission, of course). Watching them one at a time is the same as eating a plain bread without butter, or Pancakes without syrup. Always missing something.

Overall, a great, great film. Entertaining, touching, shocking, sometimes profound, and sarcastic to hell. I cannot wait to see what the proper 5 hours version would contain when it comes out (if it ever does). Note to fellow fans, there's a very entertaining recreation of 'Antichrist' in Vol. 2 that is both funny and terrifying at the same time.

4.5/5

Year Off

Been taking a year long sabbatical. But I think I might be back for good this time. Will endeavour to to be more..well..frequent this time.